🔥 BYXART.LOL – PRIVACY POLICY (THE CHAOTIC YET LEGALLY SOUND)

(a.k.a. “Yes, we take privacy seriously — even if everything else here is a joke.”)

Our website address is: https://byxart.lol
Welcome to the Digital Inferno Forge, where the pixels are hot, the humour is unhinged, and the lawyers insist we explain what data you’re giving us.

This document tells you what we collect, why, and how not to freak out about it.

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😈 WHAT PERSONAL DATA WE COLLECT (AND WHY WE BOTHER

💬 Comments (if enabled)

If you leave a comment, we collect:

whatever you typed (obviously),
your IP address,
your browser user agent (basically your browser’s passport).

We do this to fight spam bots, gremlins, goblins, trolls, and other undesirable internet entities.

If you use Gravatar, a hashed version of your email may be sent to them. Their privacy policy lives here: [https://automattic.com/privacy/](https://automattic.com/privacy/)

If your comment is approved, your profile picture becomes visible. Yes, the world may see your face next to your wisdom.

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📸 MEDIA (AKA: DON’T SHARE YOUR SECRET LOCATION)

If you upload images, strip out GPS and names data first.
Otherwise, anyone can download your pic and find out you live next to a dairy in Denver.

BYX does not scrub EXIF data for you — we just roast exes, not metadata.

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🍪 COOKIES (THE DIGITAL SNACKS)

If you leave a comment (if enabled)

You may opt-in to save your name, email, and website in cookies.
This is to save you from typing it again next time.
These cookies last one year, or until you rage-quit the internet.

If you visit our login page

We set a temporary cookie to see if your browser accepts cookies.
It contains zero personal data and self-destructs when you close the browser.

When you log in

We create cookies to store:

your login info
your screen/display settings

Login cookies = 2 days
Screen settings = 1 year
“Remember me” = 2 weeks
Logging out nukes the login cookies instantly.

If you edit or publish

Another cookie is set — it contains only the post ID of what you edited.
Expires in 1 day. No secret info. No demon tracking included.

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🔗 EMBEDDED CONTENT FROM OTHER SITES

Some posts might include embedded videos, images, or other content from external realms.

These other websites may:

* collect data about you
* use cookies
* run third-party tracking
* monitor your interactions
* notify a small council of goblins

Interacting with embedded content = the same as visiting the source website directly.

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📊 ANALYTICS & WHO SEES YOUR DATA

If you leave a comment, we store it forever (or long enough for archaeologists to discover it).
This makes follow-up comments auto-approved instead of waiting in digital limbo.

Registered users

If you create an account, we store whatever you add to your profile.
You can see, edit, or delete your data anytime (except usernames — those are sacred runes).

Admins can also access and edit user data, because that’s literally their job.

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🧾YOUR RIGHTS (YES, YOU HAVE THEM)

You may request:

* a copy of all personal data we hold about you
* deletion of your data

We cannot delete data needed for:

* legal compliance
* administrative purposes
* security
* stopping bot invasions

To request deletion or export, contact us via the form on our site.

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📦 WHERE YOUR DATA GOES

Visitor comments may be processed through an automated spam detection service (like a bouncer at the BYX nightclub).

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📬 YOUR CONTACT INFO & EXTRA DETAILS

We may collect:

* name
* contact info
* location
* computer or network details
* interactions with our site
* billing or purchase information

We collect this so we can:

* understand our customers
* improve our products/services
* stop goblins from attacking our servers

We store your information using the Google Analytics service, accessible only to our direct staff.

We keep your info for five years, after which it is securely destroyed (ritualistically deleted in the digital fires of the BYX Forge).

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🔥 GOOGLE ANALYTICS (THE EYE OF ‘SAURON’ GOOGLE)

This site uses Google Analytics, which uses cookies to track how mortals use the site.

Data collected may include:

* your IP address
* your behaviour on the site
* pages visited
* time spent
* clicks

Google may store this data in the USA.
IP anonymization may apply (depending on your region), chopping the last octet off your IP address like a sacrificial offering.

You can block cookies by adjusting your browser settings.
You can also stop Google tracking you by installing this plugin:
[https://tools.google.com/dlpage/gaoptout](https://tools.google.com/dlpage/gaoptout)

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🏛LEGAL FINAL BOSS SECTION

You have the right to:

* request ALL data we hold on you
* request deletion of said data
* complain
* not complain
* pretend to complain but not send the email

Just contact us through the email on our site.

We reserve the right to update this Privacy Policy at any time without warning, notice, ceremony, parade, sacrifice, infernal trumpet fanfare, or email.

Because BYX evolves — like your ex’s excuses.

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⭐ BYX FINAL NOTE

Even though everything else on this site is satire, parody, irony, chaos, revenge therapy, and pixel demons…

Your privacy is taken seriously.
Your data is protected.
Your monsters are jokes.
And your ex probably deserved it.

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