đ„ BYX DISCLAIMER OF DELIGHTFUL NONSENSE (a.k.a. âPlease donât be a di*k about it.â)
Welcome to BYX, the worldâs first artistic therapy tool disguised as a cursed pixel oven.
Before you proceed, a gentle reminder:
Everything here is a joke.
A big one.
Like your last relationship =).
The monsters, the flames, the skulls, the chaos all of it is meant for laughter, catharsis, and dramatic overreacting, not for actual emotional warfare. If you somehow take this seriously, please step away, drink some water, maybe touch some grass bare-feet.
Our system uses a highly unstable, semi-feral, randomly mutating algorithm that produces results even we canât predict. One moment it’s a goblin, next moment it’s your exâs astral projection holding a fork. Who knows. We donât. The code is about as emotionally consistent as a 3am text.
If your minted creature looks terrible⊠wellâŠ
Bad luck.
You already knew what you were dealing with.
You voluntarily spent time with that human creature in real life – the NFT is just the visual documentation of your previous decision-making skills.
By participating, you officially accept being a dork.
Yes. A dork.
A loveable, chaotic, pixel-consuming dork who understands BYX is for fun, not fury.
When you click âMint,â you automatically agree to:
Not sue us.
Not threaten to sue us.
Not even imagine suing us.
Not in any country, territory, island, jungle, kingdom, republic, federation, or sovereign ditch.
Not in the afterlife, the before-life, the metaverse, the multiverse, Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, Valhalla, Hades, or any as-yet undiscovered spiritual postcode.
This includes, but is not limited to:
Infernal courts, celestial tribunals, druid councils, goblin committees, HOA meetings, and your group chat.
No legal action of ANY kind.
If your monster looks like a melted potato, a sleep-deprived hamster,
or your exâs spiritual fungus form â thatâs on you, chief.
You clicked the button.
You rolled the dice.
You embraced the chaos.
So, to make things clear:
* This is humor, not harassment.
* This is art, not therapy (but honestly, it might help).
* This is randomized generation, not a targeted roast.
* If you get offended, please consult your nearest mirror for troubleshooting.
You agree, by using BYX, that you will not behave like a di*k, nor weaponize your demon-monster against real humans in any serious, legal, or morally questionable way. This is a playground of pixelated nonsense, not a battlefield.
BYX Motto:
> If you can’t laugh at your past, mint it and move on. <
Enjoy the chaos, embrace the stupidity, and remember –
BYX is for giggles, not grievances!